Mega Slim

Man, 100 years old from 90810, USA

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Age:100 years old


Profile hits: 8,444

Subscribers: 21

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Signed up: September 9th, 2012 (1553 days ago)

Last activity: 76 days ago


Interests: Exotic, Jacuzzi, Lingerie, Mature, Party

About me:

Love or lust we tend to trust emotion than whats right for us
When attraction meets reaction is the time to speak of such
As she crush her need to touch is leading to be coupled up ♥
In this case some rush to bust and dont discus no wifey stuff
They may look to cuddle up while we look for a chance to F___
Knowing that a quick hook up is how misunderstanding thrust
We might see things opposite of what she may be keeping tucked
disregarding her true vision some might just see tits and butt.

Glad we're officially in the era of the "big booty"
Round bubble bowling ball roll behind a thick beauty.
Often we explore our fascination with a bold cutie
boasting her assets affecting most surrounding moods truly.
We appreciate the multi shape and how they move jiggly
derrieres are interesting bouncy, firm or ghoul wiggly
and they captivate a mind state in witch we drool quickly
never can she have to much of it she's just a true thickie

Booty come in all shape mass and widths
Eye catchin each second kinda sad to miss
Some double stacked high some sag & shift
Some cover up but they cant stash the gift
Is it me or do the food plump half the mix ?
Maybe even butt pads call it baggage rich
Some tatted up cheeks gettin cash to split
All race creed color coming phat with hips
Silky lookin like its waving at me passin it
Bold now wearing leggings out flashin lips
Spot a thong from a mile in her crack it fit
Just a physical distraction gotta mash & dip
Nowadays gotta come out and ask a chic
Is it paid for or is that your natural thick
Hope you dont mind but im just asking this
What size is the gluteus max you sit ?

Love a freaky chic to eat my d___up with no use of hands
like a voice activated vacuum hope you understand
Fellatio can be sexually arousing for participants
Leading to ejaculation of semen so remove your pants
Moving tongue & lips so swift she sip me up into a stance
Every stroke is deeper no reflex or gagging of the glands
When fully erected im connected to her in a trance ♥
Right before i bust i start to thrust and do the jurking dance

I Go hard in the sack jack bogarting a phat cat
I like when they throw it back i go deep as snake traps
Milfs cougars some with tatts booshie chics & thot rats
Work em head to ass crack waking up with lost tracks
Sweating out the iron flat hair wrap i tossed that
Makeup run down black lashes with tear gaps
Take up some time slack asking where her panties at ?
After trying to climb a wall from me swinging fanny bat.

Entering the back door happy she called up
Like a vaginal renovation im tearing walls up
Installing what she requested i never stall up
Exploring her drain lady said its been clogged up
Going in her basement turning the heater all up
Steady drilling skills in precision finish her hall up
Soon as i get done with a layout i pull my draws up
Face down ass up is the way i reconstruct

Don't just beat it in a hurry to nail that
Lick it like a blunt pucker up and inhale that
Spread her legs open wide oral impale that
Make her toes curl till she pushin ya head back.
Never penetrate dry slowly nibble up her a thigh
Feet pointing at the sky tongue tippin don't be shy
Moving head around in circle patterns till she roll her eyes
And its juicy like a peach from the fresh fruit guys

Love when they ass phat - more meat to grab at
Pass when they ass flat - with nothing to mash at
Love when they walk staked - thick as a big mac
Pass when they tits flat - rather grip big racks
Love when they hip pack - gut not a six pack
Pass when they lips flat - phat chics lips smack
Love when they take that - rough ride i extract
Pass when they all gap - ribs showin knee caps

I Bang long phat D___ in a cute phat chic
Make her scream thats it balls deep max fit
Hit the G spot git a drip running out quick
With a lip lock on her nip like a wild pit
Take it out rub it on her clit till the juice spit
Legs open both hands keep a wet goose split
Have a towel ready on sum levee brake loose shit
Steady pounding in her walls drain every last bit

Love layin pipe in muff without the bumps & razor cuts
Leave it in a natural state no need to shave or laser up
Maybe trim it in a shape to neatly make a pantie puff
Keep it fresh & clean each day in lingerie will be enough
My personal preference with no question is a lesson thus
Pubic hair removal irritates and leave the coochie rough
Follicles are left behind that cause a microscopic brush
Plus the warm & moist environment of staphylococcus.

Only taking orders from thick ladies today
Not a burger king but you can have it your way
I put the hot meat in ya buns everyday at my place
With guaranteed satisfaction at professional pace
My reputation is to quickly put a smile on ya face :-p
Serve you every way you pay to keep me workin no play
Come & see me when ya craving what i have on display
Known for adding secret sauce to some of the beef i lay

Log in tagging and poking her and she like it
Rapid finger stroking the key to get her excited
All up in her mental no groupin we keep it private
Her inbox is open flirtatiously im invited ♥
Giving her attention she need and never deny it
Post so deep she feel i am truly leading her by it
I wake up and check on her status freaky delighted
Reading her request & confession i made her write it

Rather have a thick chic than a damn tooth pick
Jump on a caboose quick humpin and i dont quit
Nothing like a wide hip diva that can ride a D___
More to grip, puffy slit, plusher tits and wetter clit
Squirt a bit position switch and fuck with no complaining shit
Fuck her right she claim a D___before u know she name a D___
In winter cuddle season kick i run up under me some width ♥
And love each inch she workin with unwrap her like a birthday gift .

I got what she been missin i know she wishin
i was in her bed breakin her off no intermission
we can do it in the bathroom even the kitchen
up on the wall in the hall ass slappin and grippin
im not trippin comin thru the door pants unzippin
if she dont get undressed quick laced thong im rippin
and back flippin her on the couch for lickin & dickin
the KFC is right but im not referring to chicken.

I ♥ em' thick from lips to hips the rest can split not into sticks
if yes we dip no mess we flip the script and shift the gift she with
so blessed with width the dress she fit expresses tit & bumper kit
the best it git we sex if she flirtatiously requesting it.

Wouldn't give a damn if she was 99...
She can get the business till she loose the tingle in her spine.
Nowadays grandmama's be super thick & extra fine.
Nothing like the old days with granny pantie laundry lines.
Crocheting & cooking pies are now things of the past.
Granny be online now instagraming tits & ass.
Sugar mama's turnin up in selfies dating extra fast.
Cougars Older milfs and Bingo freaks be keepin extra cash.
Kindly greeting younger men smiling at us when we pass.
Booty calling up to smash make a dash in a flash.
Lowkey freaky in the club panties off and quickly stashed.
Using ATM inside the bar she'll make it rain a splash.
Open invitation to her home intentions is to mash.
Room dark smellin like stuff used for diaper rash.
Teeth out sittin on a dresser floatin in a glass.
Cotton night gown plush slippers in a roller rag.

On point daily at a fine lady if she aint thick im gone quickly but i aint hate'n
i aint date'n nobody skinny and if she try to pay me i say baby gitcha weight up and maybe you can fade me pound you daily if you keep it extra thick big ass & tits to mash & hit im fast to spit at massive width i grab & grip their natural gift and gently lift them up to rip the lining out the puffy slit so freaky when it comes to this i ♥ em Curvaluptuous On chunky lil tight skirt on her badonky hair & feet cute ready to slump me after she reach max moonlite company head board making beats clappin cheeks constantly.

When you hear me say you nasty i be talkin in a good way I do play
too much sometimes but i be serious bout mines.
I be on my major grind till i decide to put some time
deep inside your naughty mind and get the prize between ya thighs.
Ain't no need for candle light just jump in the tub and put on a tight
lil thong or something you know i will like then tie ya hair up like you ready to fight.
We not making love we fuckin tonight no viagra needed original pipe.
I cut it as if i was using a knife massaging ya booty i truly entice.

Breast on a woman are a wonderful asset,
To accurately measure must see how the ass set.
Never have i seen a pair i ain't like yet,
Cuddle up under titties like im a little pet.
Small Medium Large Wilma Betty or Marge,
Hood chic's to stars boob tatted in bars.
Mature with stretch scars low hangers that steer cars.
Rather they come in two but luv em the way they are.
ABC DEF G cup most case H cup cover whole waist up.
Soaped up Oiled up Pushed up J cup
Scratched up Spotted up Glittered up Laced cup
Silicone pumped up Pierced up Powdered up
Freckled up Wrinkle up Milked up Chewed up
K cup LM NO P cup QR ST 100 ZZZ and up´╗┐

Im a titty man lay a titty in my hand i come with a titty plan
like an OBGYN wake up to some titties and rub em till the nipple stand
out like loitering im sayin touch em and i might be playin
with them helping you my friend titties need attention man
try to recreate them and i say just let em face the fans
titty conversation span around the globe i understand
the importance of them looking at it from a titty stance.

Im Not a toe sucka butcha musta toucha nail shop
sucka fucka pucka lust ya feet gitcha tail hot
rusha crusha over ima bus ya like a bell hop
but im suckin nothing under knees where my head stop.

Luv clean healthy easy going
full lips cleavage showing
confident no issue storing
sexy strolling booty throwing
stable also outer glowing
with a sense of humor knowing
no emotions keep it flowing
just hook up no sleep we going
on our way to separate zoning
no dating its strictly bone'n
orgasms with plenty moaning
wake up to no me that morning
motel room ac just blowing
no granite or heated flooring
push after i skeet no warning
see me in the streets ignoring
how much you think im adoring
till next time we meet im touring
solo in the sheets is boring
hit me when you need exploring

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