Hornybastard

Man, 22 years old from Minneapolis, United States

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Signed up: February 7th, 2013 (682 days ago)

Last activity: 46 days ago

Profile hits: 110,914

Total video views: 1,380,899

Gender:Man

Age:22 years old

Country:United States

Region:Minnesota

City:Minneapolis

Seeking:Lesbian couple

Relationship:Single

Body:Stocky

Height:77.2 in

Weight:340 lbs

Hair length:Bald

Hair color:Black

Contact:Skillah4Reallah@gmail.com

Interests: 69, All holes, Amateur, Anal, Anime, Asian Woman, Ass, Ass gaping, Ass licking, Ass to mouth, Ass to pussy, BDSM, Babysitters, Big Ass, Big Naturals, Big Tits, Black Woman, Blonde, Bondage, Lesbian

About me:

My Current Email: skillah4reallah@gmail.com

Give me a Thumbs up and ill tell u why i upload great videos.

I upload great videos because i operate on certain principles for instance I know what a true whore is, in my world the title of "Whore" is only achieved by the likes of Phoenix Marie, Francesca Le, Eva Angelina, and so on. Ya see a true whore must possess the following qualities:

1st ****she must be hot, a 9+ in at least 3 scenes**** if she aint hot she aint a whore. any girl'll let u stick it up their ass and do freaky shit to'em if u pay good enough. Ya see: only with the hottest women can you be sure they do porn for the shear love of it, because they're so hot they could make money being models or dancers, but no they love being fucked so much that they have to make a career out of it cause they wouldnt have time for a career outside of fucking.

2nd she must love getting pounded in every hole in every way. any girl that doesnt love it in the ass does not qualify as a whore (doesnt matter if she does anal).

3rd She gotta be Bi.

4th She has to have been air-tight at least once (Air Tight: Mouth, Ass, and Pussy filled at same time).

5th She gotta swallow

Loopholes:
1. a girl may qualify for whore without loving anal, if she can anal fist (this is usually redundant because girls who anal fist usually love anal).

2. i will waive the 4th quality if she can fist either of her holes.

Disqualified:
1. if she ever did a gangbang with out DPing, shes disqualified.

I thought of this over about 2 weeks and If you found this to be Interesting or funny then leave a comment with suggestions or giving props. ill give credit to any suggestions i find "good'nuff"

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